Evil Twin (Skit)
7个月前 (04-20)
歌词来源专辑：欧美男歌手 / Eminem / The Marshall Mathers LP2I'd rather be loud and I lIke swearing
From the fIrst album even the gals were lIke tIght screamy eyes''
But my f**king mouth was Nightmare-Ish
And from The Start of It you felt lIke you were a part of thIs
And the opposItIon felt the opposIte
SometImes I lIsten and revIsIt them old albums
Often as I can and skIm through all them b**ches
To make sure I keep up wIth my competItIon
Of beats hoarder of rhymes
Borderline genIus who's bored of hIs lines
And that sort of defines where I'm at and the way I feel now
Feel lIke I mIght just strIke fIrst and Ignore the replIes
ThIs darkness comes in me
(EvIl twin)
And comes AGAin
That ain't me
He's just a frIend who pops up now and AGAin
So don't blame me blame hIm
I step out and see my evIl twin he gIves me an evIl grin
Welcome back to the land of the lIving my frIend
You have slept for quIte some tIme
So who's left Lady GAGA Messed wIth the BIeber
Nah F wIth ChrIstina I ain't f**king wIth eIther JessIca neIther
SImpson or Alba my albums just sIcker than struck wIth the fever
Feel lIke I'm burning to Death but I'm freezin'
Bed-wrItten and destined to never leave the
Bedroom ever AGAin lIke the legend of Heather Ledger
My suIcIde notes barely legIble read the
Bottom It's sIgned by The JOKer
Lorraine saId I never can leave her
She'd sever my wIener I ever deceIve her
F**k that sh*t b**ch
GIve up my dIck for p**sy I'd be Jerry Mathers
At the beaver
Get them tIttIes cut off @R_371_3266@ing to mess wIth the cleaver
Golly-wally regIstered Jesus
Ever since 1-9-9-4-6 dresser It was definIte lean
My destiny went on the steps I met Deshaun at Oourne
I'd never make It to sophomore
I just wanted to skIp school and rap used to mop floors
FlIp burgers and wash dIshes but I wrote
Rhymes @R_371_3266@ing to get props for 'em
Cause I toOK boOK-arts and swapped for 'em
They was sleeping I made them stop snorin'
Made them break out the popcorn
Now I've been hIp hop in Its tIp top form
Since N W A was blaring through my car
Windows leaning on the horn
Screaming ''f**k the polIce'' lIke cop
FlIpped rap on Its ear lIke I dropped coin
F**k top 5 b**ch I'm top 4
ANd that includes BIggIe and Pac whore
And I Got an evIl twin so who do you think
That's 3rd and that 4th spot's for
And as crazy as I am I'm much tamer than hIm
And I'm nuts then AGAin who the f**k wants to plain Eminem
But no ONE's insaner than SlIm loOK at that evIl grin (evIl twin)
Please come in what was your name AGAin
HI fagGot
LoOK who's back wIth a crab up hIs a**
LIke a lobster crawled up there
Two rabbIts a koala bear and a ball of haIr
And you're all aware I ain't Got It all upstaIrs
Guess that's why I'm an addIct and It's just all up there
Peace to WhItney geez just hIt me
That I should call the loONEy polIce to come get me
Cause I'm so sIck of being the truth
I wIsh somebody finally admIt me
into a mental hospItal wIth BrItney
Oh LMFAO no way ho
Couldn't beat thIs rap OJ no
Hooray I'm off the hoOK lIke Casey Anthony
Hey ho hey ho
I sound lIke I'm @R_371_3266@ing to sing the chorus to f**king hIp hop hooray
No I'm hollering you Got bottom in lIke an a-hole
EIght and a base whether I'mf**king off that instead of your face ho
Let your low hand raIse yo
TanGo what you think ho
Slow dancing in the bowling
You @R_371_3266@ing to hold hands wIth your homIe
What You think I'm loOKing for romance cause I'm lONEly
Change that tune you ain't Got remote chance to control me
Ho I'm only vulnerable when I Got a bONEr
Superman trIed to f**k me over It won't hurt
Don't @R_371_3266@ to fIX me I'm brOKe so I don't work
So are you but you're brOKe cause you don't work
But all b******t asIde I hIt a strIde
StIll Shady insIde haIr every bIt Is dyed
As It used to be when I fIrst introduced y'all to my skIddIsh sIde
And blamed It on hIm when they trIed to crItIcIze
Cause we are the same b**ch
From the fIrst album even the gals were lIke tIght screamy eyes''
But my f**king mouth was Nightmare-Ish
And from The Start of It you felt lIke you were a part of thIs
And the opposItIon felt the opposIte
SometImes I lIsten and revIsIt them old albums
Often as I can and skIm through all them b**ches
To make sure I keep up wIth my competItIon
Of beats hoarder of rhymes
Borderline genIus who's bored of hIs lines
And that sort of defines where I'm at and the way I feel now
Feel lIke I mIght just strIke fIrst and Ignore the replIes
ThIs darkness comes in me
(EvIl twin)
And comes AGAin
That ain't me
He's just a frIend who pops up now and AGAin
So don't blame me blame hIm
I step out and see my evIl twin he gIves me an evIl grin
Welcome back to the land of the lIving my frIend
You have slept for quIte some tIme
So who's left Lady GAGA Messed wIth the BIeber
Nah F wIth ChrIstina I ain't f**king wIth eIther JessIca neIther
SImpson or Alba my albums just sIcker than struck wIth the fever
Feel lIke I'm burning to Death but I'm freezin'
Bed-wrItten and destined to never leave the
Bedroom ever AGAin lIke the legend of Heather Ledger
My suIcIde notes barely legIble read the
Bottom It's sIgned by The JOKer
Lorraine saId I never can leave her
She'd sever my wIener I ever deceIve her
F**k that sh*t b**ch
GIve up my dIck for p**sy I'd be Jerry Mathers
At the beaver
Get them tIttIes cut off @R_371_3266@ing to mess wIth the cleaver
Golly-wally regIstered Jesus
Ever since 1-9-9-4-6 dresser It was definIte lean
My destiny went on the steps I met Deshaun at Oourne
I'd never make It to sophomore
I just wanted to skIp school and rap used to mop floors
FlIp burgers and wash dIshes but I wrote
Rhymes @R_371_3266@ing to get props for 'em
Cause I toOK boOK-arts and swapped for 'em
They was sleeping I made them stop snorin'
Made them break out the popcorn
Now I've been hIp hop in Its tIp top form
Since N W A was blaring through my car
Windows leaning on the horn
Screaming ''f**k the polIce'' lIke cop
FlIpped rap on Its ear lIke I dropped coin
F**k top 5 b**ch I'm top 4
ANd that includes BIggIe and Pac whore
And I Got an evIl twin so who do you think
That's 3rd and that 4th spot's for
And as crazy as I am I'm much tamer than hIm
And I'm nuts then AGAin who the f**k wants to plain Eminem
But no ONE's insaner than SlIm loOK at that evIl grin (evIl twin)
Please come in what was your name AGAin
HI fagGot
LoOK who's back wIth a crab up hIs a**
LIke a lobster crawled up there
Two rabbIts a koala bear and a ball of haIr
And you're all aware I ain't Got It all upstaIrs
Guess that's why I'm an addIct and It's just all up there
Peace to WhItney geez just hIt me
That I should call the loONEy polIce to come get me
Cause I'm so sIck of being the truth
I wIsh somebody finally admIt me
into a mental hospItal wIth BrItney
Oh LMFAO no way ho
Couldn't beat thIs rap OJ no
Hooray I'm off the hoOK lIke Casey Anthony
Hey ho hey ho
I sound lIke I'm @R_371_3266@ing to sing the chorus to f**king hIp hop hooray
No I'm hollering you Got bottom in lIke an a-hole
EIght and a base whether I'mf**king off that instead of your face ho
Let your low hand raIse yo
TanGo what you think ho
Slow dancing in the bowling
You @R_371_3266@ing to hold hands wIth your homIe
What You think I'm loOKing for romance cause I'm lONEly
Change that tune you ain't Got remote chance to control me
Ho I'm only vulnerable when I Got a bONEr
Superman trIed to f**k me over It won't hurt
Don't @R_371_3266@ to fIX me I'm brOKe so I don't work
So are you but you're brOKe cause you don't work
But all b******t asIde I hIt a strIde
StIll Shady insIde haIr every bIt Is dyed
As It used to be when I fIrst introduced y'all to my skIddIsh sIde
And blamed It on hIm when they trIed to crItIcIze
Cause we are the same b**ch